it’s not fair
he says.
He thinks it’s not fair that I get to feel the baby kick and he doesn’t. Sure pal, that isn’t the only thing that I get to experience. If you want to feel the kicks, then you should also get to feel everything, mkay?
Don’t make me make you a list. I’ll do it. I double dog dare you to say that to me again.


he is SO not allowed to complain. when baby arrives, make him carry baby and change all the poopy diapers to make up for lost time. lol.